Spinderella is in town

Spin is in NYC to appear on the Tyra Show with the ladies. So we finally get to see what’s really going on between the 3 of them. Spin and Pepa are hanging out at the club but Salt bounces to get some sleep. The next day, Salt and Spin are waiting for Pepa to get to rehearsal. The continued lateness has Salt questioning Pepa’s commitment to working. After practice everything really came out. According to them, they hired Spin to DJ and not as a member of the group. Funny, I always thought of Spin as part of the group…well, so did Spin!! She let them know how she felt about being the third wheel. Somebody better call Dr. Phil. After everything was out in the open…they hugged.

On to the Tyra Show…but Pepa is late again. After the show, Spin heads back home. Just like a Tyler Perry movie they make up at the end. Hummmm…I feel like I’m watching an old sitcom where all the problems are solved in 30 minutes. Luck for us they will do the same thing next week….great?!?

Life Lessons from the Devil

Yesterday we learned that love doesn't exist. It was invented by the French... It all comes down to endorphins and genitalia. Last week we learned that the Devil invented therapy, so that the wicked could justify their actions.

- Thanks "Reaper." You made the Devil charming, funny and likable and I feel slightly guilty for admitting it.

Who’s here for Tila?

This week the date challenge had the boys and girls working together in mixed teams to wash a car with their bodies. The winning team went to the spa with Tila. Michael got his balls waxed…yeah…balls. The losing team had a campfire date and had to sleep outside (that didn’t happen...Tila took pity on them). Vanessa starts running around naked and trying to get attention. She kept hitting on Bobby and trying to get him to say he wanted her (Why would he want Vanessa when the show is about Tila??). Her wildness and trying to set up Bobby lead to a house meeting. Vanessa and Brandi starting arguing…then Vanessa threw a drink at Brandi…you know it was on. Brandi was punching the wall as a couple people were holding her back.

The next day there was another challenge. Yeah another one…who comes up with this stuff. It was back to guys against girls again. They had to spin in a chair, then run pick up drinks and take them to a table. The team with the most drinks served wins. Of course the girls win…again. The girls have a group date at a Mexican restaurant. During dinner, Vanessa made sure to tell Tila her side regarding the Bobby story. When Tila got back to the house she went to talk to Bobby about the issues with Vanessa. If I was Tila, I would have asked to see the tape!! Time for 2 more people to pack their bags…Ashli and Michael are eliminated. I thought both of them would have lasted longer. Michael got his balls waxed for nothing. Tila must really like having drama in the house because next week its time for the girls to get grimy at elimination.

I ain't afraid of no ghost

I Love New York was so funny this week. They should’ve showed this episode on Halloween. New York invites a psychic/spiritual woman to the house. She has a blood oath for the men to sign. Yeah…BLOOD!! Someone would have to show me where that needle came from before doing anything like that. Each oath was specific to the individual guy. IT’s oath had a statement that he was not an actor playing the part of a mentally ill person and that he loved New York. He wouldn’t sign the oath…so you know New York wasn’t feeling that. Tailor Made’s oath stated the he wasn’t a snitch (we all know he is a snitch). The psychic warned him not to sign it because he wasn’t telling the truth (the spirits don’t like ugly). Midget Mac let New York know about his fiancé and that she died in labor giving birth to his daughter. Mac has 2 children at home, only lost is girl 4 months ago and is now on a reality dating show (something is wrong with that). After the voodoo woman left…everyone went to dinner. During dinner, Punk found out he won the blood oath challenge and got a date with New York. She then gave him a letter to read out loud. It became clear that the person that wrote the letter didn’t like Tailor Made. Of course the letter was from Buddha. All Tailor Made could do was put his head down. When they all got back to the house strange things started happening. First the lights started flickering…then they went out completely. Once the lights came back on…one of the lights over the bar busted, then the decorations over the fireplace fell. You know New York was out of there. Some of the guys screamed like girls (Pretty…damn why you put that on my mind Tailor Made) running around the house. New York left the guys in the house with the ghosts. The next day Punk got his alone date and the guys have a pool party. Finally, a chance to see what Punk is all about. Well…good thing New York thinks he looks good…because he is boring her to death. If New York doesn’t want him I can find someone for him…but it’s something I don’t like about his voice. Sister Patterson shows up at the pool party. The Entertainer & Sister Patterson have another argument and she throws a drink on him. At the elimination ceremony, New York decides to let Midget Mac go because he needs time to get over losing his girl and spend time with his kids. The only person left was IT…but he wasn’t getting the last chain. She decides to bring someone back…Buddha. The look on Tailor Made’s face was priceless. I hope he knows how to sleep with one eye open. GLAD YOUR BACK BUDDHA!!

Is there a Hero in the house?

It's about damn time! Last night was the first episode of this season of Heroes that was worth a damn. Critics and fans across the board have been waiting and waiting for the show to live up to the suspenseful goodness of the first season. Matt, the cop/telepath, in is own punk-ass way, finally rose up to the occasion for the FIRST time by saving his adopted daughter from his dead-beat, psychotic (yet psychic) dad. Niki might die from a mutated strand of the power eating virus, which I like to call superhuman HIV. However, she better not die because she is one of my favorite characters. How can you not fall in love with a tall MILF with superhuman strength and (until a couple episodes ago) a severe case of multiple personality disorder? Mohinder and Mr. Bennett (the two powerless characters with the most airtime) are eventually going to have a showdown fueled by their individual yet understandable perceptions of morality and saving lives. Last but not least, they justified Hiro's time travel to feudal Japan by leaving us to believe that his journey was fated to turn his story time hero of legends past into the biggest villain of the present by awakening the (now) villain to his abilities. DEEP! Now all we have to do is pray that the writers' strike doesn't affect this dim beacon of hope for the series. It seems like NBC's Green Week may be a good luck charm for Heroes.

You so funny Barack

Barack Obama opening Saturday Night Live. Good thing this was before the strike.

Careerbuilder's Commercial

In this commercial, everyone is fighting for a promotion. I love this one!!

Life Lessons from Kimora

"I’m the cherry on top of the sundae."

- We should say this to ourselves everyday...Thank you Kimora for making our day brighter.

2 weeks left for Katie

The girls volunteer at Gay Men’s Health Crisis working in the kitchen. Even when taking time to help others, Rachel and Katie can’t get along. With only 2 weeks left, Katie doesn’t have a plan for the future. Nothing like have you loser boyfriend backing you up. Rachel and Tara have a chat about Katie.

Tara decides to talk to Katie about what when down between them. The tears start flowing as Tara talks about rehab. Finally, they hug and make peace with each other. I doubt they will be great friends again. Katie is trying on dresses and can’t stop burping. The ladies working with her don’t appreciate it. Riyo talks to Katie about making plans for the future. Katie needs time to get her act together…but I think she is planning to waste time with Josh.

Life Lessons from Grey’s Anatomy

If you’re trying to win a dream wedding, by holding onto a dress with a dislocated shoulder, get the surgery so you don’t have a hump back on your big day.

- I know your pain…well not really. I would have split the prize before all that. Stop being greedy!!

Trick or Treat.....TRICK!!

If you were wondering why there wasn't an ANTM post...it's because they showed a recap show. I guess they figured people would be out Trick or Treating. They really didn't give you any good extra clips. Mostly the girls running around the house naked and getting on each others nerves. I hate it when they do a recap show early. There are 8 girls left: Ambreal, Bianca, Chantal, Heather, Jenah, Lisa, Saleisha and Sarah. Couldn't they have waited until it was down to the final 4.

Please Tila don't hurt'em

Tila’s has a battle of the sexes to win a Heaven or Hell date. The girls and guys had to: Inflate blow up dolls, run through tires, crawl under a net, and jump over a wall & slide into a small pool. The girls won and choose the Heaven date with Tila. The guys referred to the women as being He-she’s and said that since they are lesbians it was like competing with men anyway. Way to justify losing to women.

The girls get angel outfits to wear and head to a location that was very familiar. It was the same house the Real Estate guy showed Kimora Lee on her show (Keepin' it Real Estate - Episode #105). Good thing she didn’t get that house. Each girl got to spend 7 minutes in Heaven with Tila…will all but Brandi. On her way to get alone time she stepped on a lizard and Tila didn’t want to spend time with her. The guys went to Hell…where Tila had a dominatrix room. After spanking, tickling and whipping the guys…Tila had some time with Ashley. He told her that he was in love with her but she felt like something was off.

The next day, Tila let all the contestants give her a massage to win alone time. The massages turned into more licking and groping than anything else. Brandi and Ryan win the challenge and get some time in the pool with Tila. Everyone in the house feels like they have something with Tila, but 2 people must go home. Eliminated this week: Sarah and Ashley…wait I promised you a fight. Ashley tells everyone how he feels about them. He calls Steven a snake in the grass, Bobby a frat boy, Domenico a pervert (that’s probably true) and that the girls are confused. Then Ashley starts fighting with Bobby and everyone jumps in to break it up. The producers finally get him out of the house...just to have him beating on the door calling Tila’s name. No one could find Bobby in the house…he was outside hurt and had to goes to the hospital. Well at least he got some alone time with Tila.

Can't we all just get along

Kasheef is still sleeping on the bathroom floor as everyone else is getting ready for the meeting. He doesn’t have time to freshen up before Dr. Ian arrives. This week their challenge is Event Management – raising money for BET’s Rap-It-Up Campaign. Spencer is frustrated with the Red Team early in the project. While the Red Team is arguing, the Blue Team is stepping things up with their project by locking down a venue and getting prizes to raffle.

Maurice brings a girl to the house that he met at the club (he kept calling her a groupie). Come to find out the girl was married (guess he didn't see the ring...he's a bright one). Now, his little girlfriend, Tationna is all jealous. Later that night, Spencer and Jenna get into it again. They really need to stop all the bitching…Shouldn’t they be working on the project.

Set Your TiVO - Amazing Race

Amazing Race

Traveling around the world sounds great. Sleeping who knows were and eating who knows what...not so much. One million dollars goes to the pair that makes it to the end.

The new season airs Sunday, Nov. 4 @ 8 PM/7 PM EST/CST on CBS

Gotti Knows Best

Time for Lloyd's new album to drop and there's competition on the charts. Irv is also spending some time with the family. Sonny, Irv's oldest son, is playing football and Daddy's is coaching from the sidelines. He keeps telling the boys to man up and the kids are acting scared of him. Deb and Irv try to talk about the situation but he will have talk to the kids when he gets back. Irv has to go to LA for the Lloyd video shoot. While at home, Deb is letting the kids know that its OK for a man to cry. The kids also have a chance to vent about Dad.

Irv does a King Magazine (The best men's magazine out there...pick it up!!) shoot and tells Datwon, KING’s Editorial Director, what's going down with him and Murder Inc. Lloyd's numbers come in and he is #2 on the charts. It's a Hot Album...Irv got a hit! Once he is home with the boy's, he has a talk with them. I hope the kids understand where he is coming from. I must say...Irv is a good dad.